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Beast Wars Neo Heinlad (4/1/2019)
Posted by KidTDragon
Say hello to the Cybertrons' time-telling tanuki! Heinlad ("Heinrad" to his friends) is a pretty neat toy and a pretty neat clock, which you don't see much outside of Kronoform, though I never understood what was with those gray bits between his legs. Lemme google "tanuki" real quick...... Aw, dude! Put some pants on, Heinlad! (Photo courtesy of Hellscream333, who always wears pants. Underwear, on the other hand..)
Beast Wars II Lio Convoy (3/1/2019)
Posted by KidTDragon
March comes in like a Lio Convoy and goes out like a.... um.... a Ram Man.

........No, it's not a stretch! Rams are adult male lambs.

This must be why no one tries to geekify old adages. (Thanks to Hellscream333 for the photo. You're the CatSCAN's pajamas!)
Reveal the Shield & Generation 1 Windchargers (1/27/2019)
Posted by KidTDragon
In the spirit of Facebook's "10 Year Challenge" (which is totally an innocent, just-for-fun social media trend and not a surreptitious way to train their facial recognition algorithms on age progression and age recognition at all, I don't know where you got that idea) we present 2010's Reveal the Shield Windcharger with his Generation 1 counterpart from 1984. (Picture props to Spiff-O-Matic, who doesn't look like he's aged a day in the last decade.)
Hallmark Keepsake Optimus Prime Ornament (12/14/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
Optimus enjoys the holiday season so much that he insisted that Hallmark sculpt his ornament doing a festive dance. (Good tidings to our resident Snapshot Santa, Spiff-O-Matic, for the pic!)
Power of the Primes Autobot Tailgate (11/10/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
Won't somebody give poor Tailgate a fist-bump? The little guy's been left hanging for so long, it's getting uncomfortable to watch. (Thanks to photomeister Spiff-O-Matic for the pic!)
Mighty Muggs Optimus Prime (10/14/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
Today we throw the spotlight on Mighty Muggs Optimus Prime, who just walked into the room where Repugnus has been cutting his infamous dark-energon-and-crude-oil gassers all afternoon. It just goes to show you that even fighting in a war for four million years can't prepare you for every horror you might encounter.
Generation 1 Blot (9/14/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
You have to feel a little bad for Terrorcon foot soldier Blot. The guy's on the team that hogged the baddest-ass names the Decepticons came up with and he gets stuck with a synonym for "ink stain". It makes sense since he leaves gooey, yecchy footprints everywhere he walks, but it can't help your self-esteem when your name makes you sound like you can be stopped with a pocket protector. (Thanks for the snappy snapshot, engledogg!)
Cyberverse Scout Class Bumblebee (8/4/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
I always get a chuckle when toys are transformed wrong in stock photos. Take Scout Class Bumblebee from Cyberverse here. What a mess! Can you believe someone okayed this pic for release? I mean, look at him! How did no one notice... What? He's NOT transformed wrong? That's his vehicle mode?! Really?!? Oh, Hasbro....
Photo of the Every Three Months or So (6/21/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
Don't let the name fool you: Brawny may look like everyone's favorite Autobot demolitions expert, but he's a loving homage by third-party company BadCube. Just don't try to use him to wipe up spills. (Mad props to Spiff-O-Matic for another awesome pic!)
Photo of the Day (3/11/2018)
Posted by KidTDragon
Remember when you were a kid in the '80s and you hoped that they'd make a M.U.S.C.L.E.-sized He-Man so you could have him fight that giant hand guy? No? Just me? Well, thanks to Super7, at least one child's dream has been realized. (Props to Spiff-O-Matic for the sweet pic!)