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Generation 1 Topspin (8/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
Since the anniversary of Woodstock is this month,Topspin has decided to celebrate by going au naturel. He's all about peace, music, and free love, and he doesn't care about your labels, man, so you may as well put that sticker sheet away. (Groovy photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic)
Toyworld Combustor (7/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
Combustor wants YOU! to join the... well, not the Decepticons. He's a third-party toy, after all. Maybe... the Liartrons? Or the Fibbots? How 'bout the Naughtymatons? Nah, that's one's a bit of a reach. Whatever they're called, you'd better enlist with them quick; he looks impatient and pointy. (Picture courtesy of Uncle Spiff-O-Matic)
United Autobot Tracks and Henkei! Henkei! Sunstreaker (6/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
We're constantly hearing about the impact that COVID-19 is having on humans, but no one talks about how it's affecting Cybertronians. With all of the beaches empty, poor Tracks and Sunstreaker don't have anyone to admire their freshly waxed and buffed chassis! Now having to wear a mask to the store doesn't seem so bad, does it? (Picture courtesy of Goldenboy, who tested positive... for awesome photos!)
Tiny Turbo Changers Starscream (5/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
According to all known laws of physics, there is no way that Tiny Turbo Changers Starscream should be able to stand. His legs are too spindly to keep his wide, flat little body off the ground. Starscream, of course, stands anyways, because no one tells the great and mighty Starscream what he can't do!!! (Logic-defying photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic.)
Combiner Wars Decepticon Viper (4/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
Don't let the fact that you're one of a million identical, expendable drones get you down! Take a cue from Decepticon Viper and keep on truckin'! (Photo courtesy of the Fabulous Furry Freak Spiff-O-Matic!)
Tiny Turbo Changers Grimlock (3/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
He may be a diminutive dino, but Tiny Turbo Changers Grimlock still has a big bite. Or he would, if he could open his mouth. Poor little guy wasn't budgeted for a movable jaw. (Photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic, the world's foremost micropaleontologist.)
Beast Wars Cheetor (2/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
Cheetor wants you to think that he got his name from his beast mode, but the truth is that Rattrap gave him that moniker back on Cybertron when he caught the future feline palming aces during what was supposed to be a friendly game of Kaon Hold 'Em. Fortunately for him, everyone at the table decided to stage an impromptu intervention for his bad habit. After a few kind words and a two-hour beating, the big yellow cat vowed to clean up his act. (Photo courtesy of Hellscream333 and the suspicious royal flush that won it for him.)
Generation 1 and Titans Return Brawns (1/1/2020)
Posted by KidTDragon
Are you worried that you're not going to keep your New Year's resolution to get in shape? Then take some inspiration from our pal Brawn. Look at how much he bulked up, and it only took him 33 years! (Photo courtesy of Spiff-O-Matic and his mega-muscley picture-snapping finger.)
Hallmark Keepsake Starscream Ornament (12/1/2019)
Posted by KidTDragon
Don't put Starscream too close to Bumblebee on the tree this year. Things are still heated between them after they got into that big argument about politics during Thanksgiving dinner. It'll save everyone a lot of headaches if we just keep them away from each other. (Photo hung by the chimney with care by Spiff-O-Matic.)
Generation 1 Pepsi Optimus Prime (11/1/2019)
Posted by KidTDragon
Fighting a war for millions of years isn't cheap, so you can't fault Optimus Prime for trying to offset the costs by taking on a sponsor. It's not the most desirable solution, but it could've been worse; Motormaster's tooling around with a big ol' Preparation H ad on his trailer. (Photo provided by Hellscream333 with a generous grant from the ExxonMobil Corporation.)